Look, most kids love learning. They really do. They love pencils. They love books. The even “kind” of love the smell of dry eraser markers.
But school in the summer? That just feels… unnatural.
Like wearing socks in the swimming pool or eating soup in a heatwave.
It’s not that they don’t want to use their brain-they just want to use it for important summer things. Like calculating the exact number of seconds they can stay underwater without panicking. Or developing a strategic popsicle rotation system to avoid brain freeze.
When the alarm goes off in June, the entire body protests. The flipflops curl in rebellion. The sunscree weeps. The backback gives you a dirty look.
Lets make a new rule: If the sun is high and the ice cream truck is out, all learning must be done in floaties.
So join us for casual summer school in floaties, flip flops and a swim suit if you like , ask us about our special and lets get caught up and ready for the new school year.